Tuesday, June 29, 2010

purple pride

I have a little something I like to call purple pride. its similar to gay pride but its accepted only in texas not california. I LOVE TCU. the baseball team kicked butt in its first college world series appearance. the Lakers won too. what?? I win at life

bball camp was redonkulously amazing. loved it and learned some great stuff! I think I'm goin back next year whoop!!!

we be going on vacay for 11 days soon! I'm so excited to be in new york. canada, conneticuit, and massachusettes where it hopefully won't be 100 million degrees outside! haha

I'm going to chuck e cheeses thursday. that should be interesting since I am 5 and have the attention span of a goldfish. hehehe :)

attractive thing of the day:
zac efron

Feistyoungadult

Saturday, June 19, 2010

My Hate List

below are a list of things i hate. in no particular order
*coming soon: Like List!*

1. University of Texas
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Hannah Montana
4. children pretending to be older
5. moms wearing nike shorts
6. girls under 12 wearing nike shorts
7. fat people wearing skintight clothes at amusement parks
8. fat people exposing their stomachs at a pool
9. polly pocket
10. mcdonalds chicken nuggets
11. not getting a toy in a kids meal
12. men getting better treatment
13. Bees
14. Mesquitos
15. snakes
16. spiders
17. most other bugs/ scary animals i have not named
18. tony romo
19. when tony romo throws away games and then smiles
20. cheap guitars
21. computers that freeze
22. noobs on youtube
23. slow texters
24. OBAMA
25. people who make fun of Texas accents
26. people who make fun of British accents
27. tests
28. homework
29. trying to understand how to record a CD
30. speaking in computer terms
31. having to explain how to use everything related to this century to family above the age of 30
32. lending movies to people i dont like
33. parents texting
34. when people say "you're being innappropriate"
35. people who dont like the office
36. people who hate "thats what she said" jokes
37. people who HAVE to know everything
38. Lindsay Lohan
39. Britney Spears
40. people who shelter their children
41. school
42. people who cant play sports but get on the team
43. TWILIGHT
44. sparkly vampires
45. sparkly gay vampires
46. people obsessed with vampires and or werewolves
47. werewolves
48. Team Edward
49. Team Jacob
50. creepy 7th graders that ask for 9th graders numbers
51. people who think they can play guitar
52. people who think they can sing
53. loaning people money that they never pay back
54. the spurs
55. the suns
56. the CELTICS
57. watching the celtics or any above mentioned team win a game
58. OBAMA... just because!
59. stupid childrens shows
60. the singing bee
61. are you smarter than a 5th grader
62. Walmart
63. people at walmart
64. rules
65. car wrecks
66. Kiss FM commercials
67. nazis
68. people who are offended if you make fun of nazis
69. people who dont understand perv jokes
70. telemarketers
71. prank calls that arent pranks but just dumb 11 year olds giggling and hanging up
72. pokemon...i just dont get it
73. trying to record music
74. people who cant sing, but still insist on it anyways
75. japanese cartoons
76. baby talk
77. getting in trouble for stupid things
78. teachers overreacting at nothing
79. people changing plans
80. people spelling "you" like "yuh"
81. other texting crap
82. writing words like HeY gIrL hOw YoU dOiN???
83. children failing and thinking they are great
84. people who arent much older than you acting like youre 5
85. people who arent much older than you acting like your parents
86. people farting and blaming it on someone else
87. people texting whats up and not responding
88. when guys wear skinny jeans (except if its a joke)
89. stupid cardboard covers on DVDs
90. people not using their turn signals.
91.couples sitting on the same side of a booth at a restraunt
92. people asking the same question in class after the teacher has already explained
93. when people clap to "add emphasis" while in a fight
94. what the crap am i supposed to respond to "lol" or "k"
95. birds
96. teachers not teaching
97. complainers
98. sunburns-even though it doesnt happen to me ;)
99. volunteer hours
100. chalkboards

Feistyoungadult

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Stampede, Golf, and friggin summer

ughhh writing takes effortt... excuse me i must bash my head against the keyboard.76565656r47676

ouch. yeah i actually did hit my head against it. smart.

Stampede started yesterday. im on team pee-color. AKA team yellow. AKA team lose every year. it sucks and i want to switch. badly

i went golfing early this morning with Laura. holla! we played at hawks creek and it was friggin freeee! whoop whoop. we only played one hole though. i won. double bogie-triple bogie. haha that was pathetic on a par 3 hole.

f3 was today- i got some fake ray bans-aqua and white. they iight, but my red ones are better. i wish i was on team red. that would be cool. then i wouldnt lose. LAME.

i hate it when children have cell phones. i hate it when children have facebooks. i hate it when children wear nike shorts. i hate it when mothers where nike shorts. ew. gag me with a spoon!

i cant decide whether or not to go to stampede. im tired, but i want to go since i know alot of people. but none of my friends i invited are going. im pissed- i invited over 50 and only 1 friggin person came. STUPID

attractive thing of the day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxTGJ3TK1U

LADY GAGA AND LORD GAGA

ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-random stuff!!

Chic freak sista fierce work those freaky gams
Those were just some words that only gay men understand.

(watch and you will understand!)

Feistyoungadult

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Top 5 Turn-Ons

5. talent- youve got to be able to do something well; so let us see it! if you play a sport, invite us to your game or something. just dont overdo it with the ego

4. humor- i like jokes, or when guys are just plain funny; i mean, personality is key

3. attractive features- we all like attractive men with attractive features; i mean, hair, eyes, smile; they all go into consideration of cuteness factor

2. suprises- they're cute. need i say more?

1. overall personality- no one wants to date the jerk(unless hes a 9 or above on cuteness factor) but no one wants to date the guy who cant look them in the eyes and talk. but dont pretend to be someone youre not. thats just not cool.

Feistyoungadult

PS I HAVE EXCITING NEWS FOR THE NEXT POST! (no i am not pregnant or dying)

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

ProFresh

so im finally back from Project Freshman (the retreat at my church)
im missing alot of people like crazy but im glad to be back home and able to sleep in a real bed! that will be nice after a long hot shower :)

so the freshmen are all given "bigs"-older volunteer high schoolers. so my big and are were... well lets say polar opposites that didnt attract. at all. i mean, dont get me wrong, she was nice and stuff, but it was the most akward 72 hours of my life. she followed me everywhere. im suprised she didnt follow me into the toilet stall. haha but our personalities just totally clashed. really badly. to put it how i saw it, it was like all my friends and their bigs became BFFs except me and my big.

but profresh overall was awsome! great talks and testimonies. learned ALOTTT of stuff. really fun games and the retreat center was really nice too. well except the bathrooms and beds. haha

sorry i havent blogged lately- been busy! also. new favorite song! Famous by Sho Baraka feat. Erica Cumbo. so many inside jokes from this and old greg!! i can just picture me katy and danae dancing like retards to the attractive thing of the day! HAHA

"Its attached to your rod mother licker!"- me, luke, danae

Attractive thing of the Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9QIeH3Ytdw

Feistyoungadult

Thursday, June 3, 2010

worst turnoffs ever

on my phone again so I can't do too much but here are my top 5 turnoffs! take notes gentlemen! also- top 5 attractions next time!

5. not responding to texts- annoying but forgivable

4. insulting repeatedly- call me fat as a joke and I can take it- say it repeatedly and be ready for the death stare and cold shoulder

3. guys saying they like a girl and not rlly liking her- cmon.. that's just mean and girl code doesn't let us date u if u do this.. sorry!

2. being a player constantly- I don't care if you've had a girlfriend or 2 before. but take time in between relationships and don't ever tell me that she's prettier or bring her up around me

1.NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT CALL OF DUTY!! you can tell me about your kill streak but I don't care much after that!

Feistyoungadult

Honesty Slapper

we all have that friend who keeps us from putting our make up on like a clown, wearing slutty clothes, and just generally being dumb. that person is commonly referred to as an "honesty slapper" since they are often given permission to slap people when they become obnoxious.

my slapper is katy. gosh she's a life saver! cherry flavored cuz those r the best!!

srry I haven't updated lately I've been so busy. ill update later today.

PROMISE...kindof... :)

Feistyoungadult