So my mom orders Schuans, which is that frozen food delivery stuff... its actually pretty good. so weve ordered it for about a year now and a few months ago they switched our delivery man to some idiot named Randy... anyways hes really annoying and creepy and always tries to sell us the random crap in the truck that no one likes or wants..
Randy: Hi folks can i interest you in our brand new product??
Us: No thanks, just what we ordered.
Randy: OH but we JUST got this in. Its a personal favorite of mine.
Randy: OH but we JUST got this in. Its a personal favorite of mine.
Us: *maybe if we pretend to want it he'll go away* Umm, what is it?
Randy: Cranberry Flavored Popsicle Biscuits... only $17.48 per box
Us: No thanks Randy, just the usual please
Randy: Oh please, ill throw in a free used coupon book!
Us: NO
anyways, weve gotten to the point where we basically try to hind from him, sad i know but hes pretty bad...
so today started off good. i got back from the party late and was like delusional.. i stayed up till 1 AM cleaning my room!! when i woke up at 6:30 AM i realized i still had junk all over the floor and finished cleaning... went to the bank and then breakfast.. etc.
then i went to katys house.. we left and went shopping, i got some shorts. life was going smooth until we were going past Rosa's and i felt the urge for a Taco stop. we pull into the intersection and wait. pull out when no cars are coming (the light turned red) and BAM! CAR CRASH!
*update tomorow- im too tired to finish the story.. and hey, everybody loves a good cliff hanger!
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