Juliet, Make me a sammich

so the attractive thing of the day is:
schoolbytes.com


basically what it does is it has study guides for english (and books that are impossible to read like romeo and juliet, great expectations, all that good crap that english teachers love), term papers, history study guides, and a math section for algebra, calculus, etc. and it solves it for you!

WOW where was i this year???? dang it. oh well, it should help on finals. i like it better than sparknotes because it has evrything you need!

like seriously, instead of me trying to understand this from Romeo and Juliet, i could have just gotten on the website..

Romeo: Juliet, thee art thou est mine thine rose like a sun that has lost its peanut butter crayon

Juliet: Romeo oh thou art Romeo! i shall die a death like thine and thou speaker prison cell

TRANSLATION

Romeo: Make me a sandwich woman

Juliet: Yes master, whatever you wish

Like seriously.. i wasted all my time trying to figure that out when i could have just used that website. Plus it adds its own funny humor in the notes, which everyone appreciates in the middle of that crappy death scene. to be honest, shakespeare had no writing ability.

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